36 | EDIBLE PORTLAND SUMMER 2025 EDIBLE HOROSCOPES By Luke Allen Wylde, Writer and Illustrator Aries (March 21 – April 19) Your energy is unmatched, Aries. That is both a strength and can be a weakness if you don’t learn to slow down and relax. You live life with the urgency of a bartender 10 minutes before last call. So naturally, you belong at Steeplejack Brewing Company, where the historic church setting mirrors your righteous fire and the housebrewed brews match your intensity. Order the Mole Squash Tacos to match your beer. Eat it fast. Regret nothing. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Dear Taurus, you’re basically a warm blanket with a taste for luxury carbs. Use the changing of seasons to investigate any grudges you’re holding and allow healthier thoughts to bloom. Head straight to Tin Shed Garden Cafe—Portland's temple of comfort food and cozy vibes to reward yourself for all the mental work you’re doing. It’s dog-friendly too, so bring your emotional support fur baby and settle into a long brunch. You will leave the experience feeling full of hearty food and a job well done.
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